Liz Hurley in a bikini is annoyingly awesome

I’m glad that 45-year-old Liz Hurley and her amazing tits still look this good in a bikini, but it’s also troubling. Where are all the new hot bitches in Hollywood? The wave of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel is sort of done, Lindsay Lohan looks worse at 24 than Benjamin Button, and Jessica Simpson simply refuses to stop eating.

What the fuck. I can’t think of even one new girl who is as good as they were. Three years ago we had all of them at once and now there’s no one. Megan Fox is still hot enough that if we were married and she died I’d have her stuffed and mounted and happily hump that for the rest of my life, but some new hot bitch needs to step up fast.

(image source = pacific coast)