Lindsay Lohan has signed her discharge papers

Lindsay is getting out of rehab, probably today, and in fact she might already be out.

Everybody panic.

Lindsay Lohan signed her rehab discharge papers on Tuesday.
Lindsay will be released from her court-ordered drug and alcohol rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center early – and may be out as early as Tuesday, Radar has learned.
Lohan had a court hearing scheduled for Wednesday but a plan was secretly formulated to release her Tuesday and avoid a media frenzy.
It is possible her release could be delayed to Wednesday, but everything is set for her release, including a three-car decoy to get her out of UCLA and away from the media.

UCLA set up a three-car decoy? Jesus can we please stop with the celebrity ass kissing. I wouldn’t even give her time to pack. I would say her mom called and there’s an emergency at home, and say “there’s a phone right over here”, then push her outside and lock the door.