does anyone actually like Julia Roberts?

From the day it was announced, it was always assumed that “Eat, Pray, Love” was gonna be huge. It had Julia Roberts cackling like an asshole, bike rides, hunks with unplaceable accents, and pasta. Women love that shit. It was rock solid. There was literally no room for improvement. And yet…

It’s the battle of the sexes this weekend, and the outcome is not likely to inspire any feminists, as Sylvester Stallone’s action hero mash-up The Expendables is set to rule over Julia Roberts’ year-long trek in Eat Pray Love.

And then there’s ‘Scott Pilgrim vs The World’, currently getting an 80 on rotten tomatoes, well above ‘The Expendables’ 43 and the 37 for ‘Eat, Pray, Love’.

It’s all a matter of personal preference of course, but only one new movie has a middle aged women struggling to button her pants, then sitting perfectly still, then tearing down the walls around her heart, so I think you know where to find me this weekend.