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July 28, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I know what you’re thinking. You’re asking yourself, “Do these pictures show Miranda Kerr modeling in LA this week? Didn’t she just get married to Orlando Bloom? Why does she look so fat?”
Yes, yes, and because she’s pregnant. Us weekly says…
“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed (Bloom) at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.” ?
Orlando Bloom is better than me by any rational measurement of a boyfriend and/or husband and/or human being, so I never had a shot with Miranda Kerr anyway, but if I did I’d be outraged.