mel gibson is on top of the world

Mel Gibson was minding his own business one day, screaming every racist and sexy sexist thing he could think of into his girlfriends voicemail, when suddenly everything went to hell and the next thing you know that little narc is playing the recording for Radar.

So now, with his gold medal winning racism exposed once again, TMZ has turned to another thinly veiled racist for a comment. Jesse Jackson says…

“Mel Gibson’s outburst demonstrates once again that we are far from a society that is ‘beyond race and racism.’ His penchants for anti-Semitic and racist diatribes reveal the actor’s fundamental character flaw.
“He needs help. But as a society we must redouble our efforts to combat racism and eradicate racial inequalities wherever they may exist.”

But what about the sexist parts of Gibsons phone call? Is there any camera whore with zero credibility to address that?

Gloria Allred has just weighed in, calling the statements “the worst kind of racism and sexism.  They clearly demonstrate a woman hating temperament which, in my opinion, is dangerous to women.”

Wow. Really? Jesse Jackson and Gloria Allred? Two of the most reprehensible people in America? Asking me to choose between Mel Gibson and Jackson/Allred is like asking me to choose what color mousetrap to put my dick in. No matter what, the answer is gonna suck.