Lindsay Lohan won’t even serve 14 days in jail

Based on these examples, when a celebrity goes to jail in LA, they only serve about 5 percent of their sentence before the sheriff lets them out. So why is Lindsay Lohan condemned to her private cell for two weeks, as if she’s some wild animal. That’s not 5 percent, that’s 15. When she went to jail in 2007 for her second DUI conviction, she only served about 1 percent of her sentence. Now it’s up to 15, like she’s a criminal.

Thankfully her attorney expects even more time to be taken off her 90 14 day sentence. Radar says…

Lindsay Lohan likely will be getting out of jail sooner than the projected early August date, her attorney says.
“It’s our hope and expectation that Ms. Lohan will get additional time credit from her earlier times in custody and that would reduce her time in jail.”
Judge Marsha Revel will decide how much time credit Lohan will receive and then send a minute order over to the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department with that information.

People spend a lot of time and money designing jails to make sure criminals can’t get out after you lock them up, but even the best designs have flaws. In this case it’s because the sheriff keeps opening the door. I’m not trying to tell anyone how to do their job, but if you could stop doing that, that would be great.