lindsay goes to jail at 8:30am

Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan, so today will either be awesome or unbearable. According to Radar, she’s expected to turn herself in at 8:30am in Beverly Hills to begin her 90-day jail sentence, but the big story from last night was when Robert Shapiro notified the court that he will not be Lindsays new attorney.

He originally told Lindsay he would help her if she agreed to serve her jail time and follow his instructions. Lindsay repaid his kindness by entering a drug rehab run by Shapiro, then immediately pulling her usual shit. Fox says…

“Lohan wanted (ex girlfriend Samantha) Ronson to visit at all hours of the night, and wanted rules bent and broken to suit her lifestyle – frustrating everyone involved to no end.”

It’s probably not the most flattering thing in the world to be in a drug rehab, surrounded by detoxing addicts who spend all day screaming and shaking, yet you still manage to distinguish yourself as the annoying one.

And this is exactly what X17 said last Thursday, when Lindsay entered the rehab. On the very first day, Ronson showed up at 10:00pm, Lindsays mom showed up at 1:00am, and Lindsays new girlfriend showed up at 2:00am. A source for ABC agrees that this is probably why Shapiro walked away…

“That’s been a big problem … getting her to actually succumb to the process, realize she has a problem and actually listen to the orders.”

So now Shawn Chapman Holley is still technically her attorney, and she’ll be the one with Lindsay today. She may or may not be a good lawyer, but considering what a non-stop cunt Lindsay is, I think it says a lot about her professional that she hasn’t punched Lindsay in the face by now.