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July 9, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Lady Gaga performed on the Today Show this morning as part of the Toyota concert series, because nothing says shocking nonconformist like performing on the Today Show in between commercials where Toyota apologizes for their brakes not working and killing a bunch of people. What sick bastard thought ‘moving forward’ should be the new Toyota slogan, btw. Wasn’t that the entire problem. People couldn’t stop the cars from moving forward, even if they really really wanted to. They were moving forward off the side of the road at 200 miles per hour. ‘Our cars stop when you tell them too now’ would be a better slogan. ‘We’ve stopped murdering customers’. Literally, anything on earth, any combination of words except for ‘moving’ and ‘forward’.
Anyway, Lady Gaga. Oh and it was raining really hard. Fascinating, huh.