It’s a Paris Hilton upskirt, return to 2007

Paris and Nicky Hilton were in St. Tropez this weekend, acting like whores at some club filled with guineas and euro-trash. Paris had to be carried out by the time she was done, but while building up to that she got on a makeshift stage and essentially fingered herself. And I don’t mean she implicated herself in a crime, I mean she hiked up her skirt and started rubbing her poison vagina while straddling a portable fan. As if that room didn’t smell bad enough already.

Her panties stayed in place for the most part and thankfully she kept them on, at least while at the bar. It would be even better if she had to keep them on forever. Her panties should have one of those “it is a violation of federal law to remove this” tags.

(image source = fame)