afternoon headlines

CHRIS TUCKER – owes 11 million dollars in back taxes. One time an agent from one of the big 4 told me that Tucker can’t read, and that’s why he makes so few movies. Maybe that’s related to the tax thing. Or maybe I’m just incredibly racist and believe stories that play into that. (tmz)

CARLA BRUNI – is a former model, now the First Lady of France, and last night she played a museum director in a Woody Allen movie staring Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson. President Nicolas Sarkozy was there for support, and also to guarantee that people mention him when mocking the French governments long history of emasculating behavior. (yahoo)

RUSSELL BRAND – is in NYC filming ‘Arthur’, and today they took advantage of his 9th grader physique and had him run around in his underwear. If nothing else, he’s committed. I’d fight them to the grave if I was built like that and someone tried making me run around in my underwear. (splash)