megan fox got married

Star is reporting tonight (and TMZ is now confirming) that Megan Fox got married to that guy she dates late last week in Hawaii. That guy she dates just pulled off the biggest upset since I won that underground no-rules karate tournament in Hong Kong last year. Hi-Ya!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot late last week in Hawaii, a source tells Star exclusively!
“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests! They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”
The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii.
“The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding,” says the source. “It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long.”
And the couple has been in no rush to leave.
“Megan and Brian are still there at the hotel, relaxing,” says the source. “They’re now celebrating their honeymoon.”

Aww man that’s so great. So romantic. They should go for a nice romantic dive while they’re there. See all the pretty fish and coral. Out there on a boat. In international waters. First I just need to switch Brians air tank for a propane tank, then I need to find a way to make a spark.