lindsay lohan is drug free. allegedly.

It may seem surprising that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t set off her SCRAM bracelet since being ordered to wear it on May 24th, but keep in mind she’s been on prescription pain killers most of the time since then. And those are allowed for some reason.

Also there’s the fact that the LA justice system is incompetent and corrupt. God damn thing might not even be turned on. Radar says…

Lindsay Lohan has taken two drug tests as part of her probation and passed both, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
What’s more, there have been no problems with the star’s SCRAM bracelet, which she wears also as part of her probation.
“She is clear of illegal substances,” a source with knowledge of the situation told RadarOnlne.com exclusively. “She has already taken two tests and passed both.”

Well, whatever. She’ll fail a test, sooner than later. She’s a white trash criminal and always has been. Keep in mind that Lindsay began filming ‘the Parent Trap’ in 1997, one year AFTER the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, another cute little kid with dreams of Hollywood (the killer was never caught, by the way).

Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe someone stood in the way of Lindsays big break. All I know is this case has a bit too many coincidences for my liking.