jodie foster beat someone up

(note – I don’t have any Jodie Foster pictures, but I wanted to be respectful of her lifestyle choice so I posted a bunch of pictures of girls kissing)

Jodie Foster has been accused of battery by a 17-year-old cry baby, who claims Foster poked him and grabbed his arm after he took her picture with his phone. As you read this keep in mind that Foster is 5’3″, maybe 130 pounds, and 47 years old.

“Jodie Foster attacked my son at the parking lot at The Grove,” the father told Radar. “Jodie pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm.”
“My son was at The Grove with his girlfriend (wwtdd editors note: open your eyes dude) and they were going to see a movie. He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her.”
“She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?'”
“He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her.”
“On top of it all, he’s a minor!”
“This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He’s a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie.”

Oh I don’t doubt that. The only way that twink will hurt anyone is if his asshole is too tight.

According to a police report, the incident occurred on May 29 between 1:50pm and 2:00pm with a report of battery and bodily force. The description reads:
“Vict while at The Grove saw susp and began to take pics of susp with his camera then walked to the valet area of The Grove. Susp followed vict, poked him on his chest, grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury.”

Even if you doubled everything she’s accused of, I don’t care. Good. I’m glad she poked this creep. We’re not at the fucking zoo, leave her alone.