jennifer love hewitt is an unstable lunatic

Two more pictures from Jennifer Love Hewitts photo shoot for People, part of their ’50 Most Amazing Bodies’ cover story, are online (see them here), and of course she talks about how much she loves her body now. And yet by shocking coincidence there’s something in front of her hips in every single picture. Just like there was in her Maxim photo shoot. There was nothing to stand behind in 2008 on the cover of Us, so to prove that she didn’t have a big ass anymore she stood sideways. Ta-da.

She wants to be in the spotlight for loving her “curves” and encouraging others to do the same, while at the same time she wants credit for losing weight, and as proof of neither one she takes a bunch of pictures where she stands behind stuff.

This chick can’t tell the truth about anything. She hasn’t lost weight and she hates it, but she thinks we’re too dumb to notice. Hey guess what? That shit didn’t work. I’m looking right at you. Look if you need more time to lose weight before taking bikini pictures, I don’t mind waiting. By all means go for it.