elin nordegren is about to make $750 million

The divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is about to become final, but that’s far from the real headline.

The final divorce is imminent, a source close to the situation told Radar Online.
“They’ve agreed on all the major points. It’s all been worked out privately. Both Tiger and Elin are very close to finishing the negotiations and filing and signing the paperwork.”
Elin is expected to receive approximately $750 million in the settlement.

So what went wrong, other than Tiger banging all those whores?

…when Tiger announced his return to golf things grew very chilly between the couple. One source said Elin believed that Tiger was not sincere about changing his life.

$750,000,000 is an insane number and there’s no possible way to justify it, but Tiger Woods is a spoiled selfish crybaby so fuck him. Maybe when he signs the papers he can throw a little hissy fit like he does on the course every single time he screws up. Besides now a hot blond chick has 750 million dollars, and girls from Europe let you stick it anywhere, so believe me when I tell you that it’s game on.