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June 19, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Angelina Jolie is in Ecuador today for the UN, visiting a daycare run by the Women’s Federation of Sucumbios. I know she’s a much better person than I am, but it still seems pointlessly cruel to hand out rubber hamburgers in this god awful land before time, where there’s no men in these pictures because they’re off throwing spears at an airplane. Maybe after this she can call everyone down to the beach and watch her pour penicillin into the ocean. But at least Angelina didn’t wear a $50,000 outfit like that mean old cunt Madonna, so I guess that was a start.