nic cage will only eat animals that have dignified sex

Hollywood is filled with degenerate drug-addicted perverts, but people like Nic Cage shouldn’t be lumped in with them. He’s weird as hell too, but it’s sort of harmless. He’s goofy, but it’s self contained so who cares. Like this from the Sun for example.

Nic Cage has revealed that he will only eat meat from animals if he likes the way they have SEX … he won’t touch pork because pigs do not romp in a “dignified” way.
Instead, he scoffs poultry and fish because he finds their love lives more tasteful.
Cage said: “I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.
But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”

If you gave me a hundred years I could never even guess how fish might have sex. If you had told me that the ocean makes fish I would have probably believed you. I wouldn’t even know how to start a dignified sex diet. If Nic Cage came to my house for dinner we would eat bald eagles and whoever is dating Anthony Hopkins.