miss usa is a good dancer

Miss Michigan Rima Fakih was crowned Miss USA last night, the first Arab American to ever win the title. It was a proud day for all Arab Americans, a feeling that would last all the way until this morning.

Mojo In The Morning producers have been contacted by representatives of Miss Universe requesting more photographs and information regarding Miss USA Rimah Fakih’s involvement in the “Stripper 101” contest. When asked if Fakih’s status as Miss USA was in danger, pageant representatives would not answer.
Morning show host Mojo says the controversial photographs were taken from our website where they have been posted for three years. He said Mojo In The Morning will not release any further photographs and hopes that Donald Trump does not ask Fakih to relinquish her crown. “It would be foolish to consider anyone other than Rima to represent the USA. The photos taken from our website are no more provocative than those on the Miss USA website.”

This chick is really pretty so they shouldn’t take her title. Besides, what are we, a bunch of nerds. It’s not like she tied down some diabetic kids and fed them sugar just to see them twitch.