mel gibson had an affair with a porn star

But not the one in the picture. I can’t find a single image or scrap of info on the one Mel allegedly cheated on his Russian girlfriend with. So I stopped trying and put up a picture of Asa Akira instead. She’s not only a porn star, she’s the best porn star ever. If she were my girlfriend and my family didn’t approve of me dating a porn star, I would just stop speaking to them. I would let them know they were dead to me and walk out of the house.

Anyway, about Mel…

Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson.
Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009.
Mel’s attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet’s story is “an absurd fabrication” but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel.
“Mel’s great in bed! It was the best sex I’ve ever had!”

I’m starting to think every single story we see in the tabloids has been planted. Why are all these sources so complimentary while allegedly telling horrible secrets? That’s not really how life works.

“Hey did you hear about that guy who writes wwtdd? He spends tons of money on prostitutes, because they’re the only ones who can handle his giant cock!”

Oh no, my secret shame!