look who sobered up

If you thought Lindsay Lohan would finally do the responsible thing and show up for her deposition this morning, you were half right. She showed up, but 22 minutes late. And she looked hungover or more likely still drunk but definitely perplexed.

This deposition is gonna be fascinating. Lindsay was drunk for two years before she stole the Escalade, she was drunk when she stole the Escalade, and she’s been drunk every day since. She’s not gonna know what happened that night three years ago any more than she would know how to build a space ship. You could go to a civil war graveyard, bring someone back to life and even they would know more about what happened that night than Lindsay, just through sheer guesswork and deduction.

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