lindsay is in big trouble now. (im just kidding of course)

Yesterday it was reported that Lindsay Lohan was shopping herself around to get a free trip to Cannes, because free is the only kind of trip she can afford.
Apparently it worked, and now she’s going to Cannes, and so what if this means she won’t finish her alcohol education classes on time. It’s not like the do-nothing judges or prosecutors in LA are gonna do anything about it.

TMZ broke the story that the judge has ordered LiLo to show proof next Thursday that she had completed 13 alcohol ed classes, but she’s only completed nine.
Simple math — If Lindsay doesn’t complete at least four more classes, she’s in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear … Lindsay will go to jail.
Sources say Lindsay — who is in NYC right now — has made it clear she’s flying to France for the film festival. 
We’re told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow.  A lot of flying … but no alcohol ed.

So she has 6 days to complete 4 classes, and 3 of those days will be spent flying. The judge and prosecutor have both said they will put her in jail this time, but they always say that, and then nothing ever happens. If they punish her at all, it will be nothing. They’ll make her watch a scary movie or something.