jessica simpson is reckless

Operation Smile is a charity that sends doctors all over the world, although mostly to the shitty countries, to repair cleft lips and palates on kids. Jessica Simpson was at one of their events last night and it deserves to be mentioned that she’s been a big part of this group for well over 10 years now. And this charity really stands out because they can show up and actually solve a problem, they can make these kids better once and for all, and it makes an enormous impact on their lives.

And that’s why they need to be stopped at all costs.

In nature the friendly animals are also really cute. Like pandas and puppies and koalas. And the mean animals are always real ugly. Like alligators and snakes. But does this apply to people as well? I’m a sweet little angel, so let me ask my mirror.

Yes it does apply to people as well. I’m extremely attractive. This means the people who aren’t sexy are up to no good, probably stealing and/or cannibalism, and god knows it, and that’s he didn’t make them sexxxy like me and you. But now Jessica is unmarking the treacherous ones, and we’ll never know which ones are which.

So please don’t ever give any money to Operation Smile, and with your help, hopefully they’ll go out of business before their reckless god complex gets everyone killed.

(picture source = splash news online)