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May 13, 2010 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
Yesterday it was mentioned that Brooklyn Decker was one of the leads in a new Adam Sandler movie, and hopefully her role would require lots of running and jumping. So I could watch her tits bounce up and down, you see. And then a few hours later she did a cartwheel in a bikini. And now here are even more pictures of it.
Coincidence?
Or do my words have power over the physical world? Do my thoughts bend reality so it does my bidding? I sure do hope so, because I talked pretty tough in some threatening letters to the government this weekend, and between me and you, I can’t back it up.