working for steven seagal is exciting, sexy

Steven Seagal is being sued by Kayden Nguyen, a 23-year-old model who claims Seagal hired her as a personal assistant through an ad on craigslist, but her only real job was to, “serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires”. Nobody likes a tattle-tale, Kayden. MSNBC says…

(After being hired) she discovered that Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian “attendants” who were essentially on-call for sex — 24-seven.
On that first night, (he treated) Nguyen as his “sex toy” despite her complaints, the lawsuit says.
She complained the following morning to some of the other employees, assuming that they would deliver the message to Seagal. Hours later, the lawsuit says he assaulted her again, this time forcing her to consume “illegal pills.”
The following morning, when she confronted Seagal herself, he told her there had been a “misunderstanding”; but hours later, he assaulted her a third time, an attack that stopped only when she ran away, according to the lawsuit.
The ordeal carried on for several days.
The lawsuit says Nguyen told Seagal that she had to leave to meet with family members who would be suspicious if she didn’t show up. Nonetheless, he told her not to leave the house and followed her with a gun equipped with a flashlight as she went out to a waiting cab, which sped away as she jumped in the front seat.

Ah, the thrill of the hunt!

Still, I feel bad for Seagal. He probably didn’t even think this chick spoke English. So it had to be pretty awkward when he tried to rape her and it turns out she did. People laugh at me because I keep my sex slaves chained to a big rock. Well, who’s laughing now, my friend.