monday morning headlines

KICK ASS – essentially tied for first place at the weekend box office, an impressive accomplishment for a hard R movie about little kids and Nic Cage. I didn’t see it though. I’ll wait until it comes out on VHS. What am I, made out of money? (variety)

PEOPLE WHO READ TYLER – are helpful. That’s why they’re part of this 2010 Porsche Boxter contest thing as part of some leukemia thing (note – they’re against it). They should just call leukemia “blood cancer”. That sounds way worse, and would scare the shit out of everyone so they would give lots of money. Blood cancer sounds horrifying, like some scifi disease in a movie about monsters from outer space. (contest)

ANNALYNNE MCCORD – was her typical, sex-kitteny little self this weekend in Hermosa Beach (she even made out with her sister). Unfortunately, when I went to edit over her vagina in a few pictures and make the page more family friendly, my computer accidentally cropped and highlighted her vagina, then saved and posted the pictures. I should probably have a technician look at it or something. Crazy computer. Crazy crazy crazy. Always highlighting vaginas. (fame)