lindsay lohan has no money

And yes, obviously that picture isn’t Lindsay Lohan. It’s Scarlett Johansson, in a new poster for ‘Iron Man 2’. And it’s there because who the hell wants to look at Lindsay any more than they have to. Not me, in case you couldn’t tell.

We’ve learned Lindsay was two months behind in rent and her landlord sent her a legal notice to pay or get out. Lindsay just paid her landlord $23,000 to become current.
What’s worse … Lindsay isn’t pulling in any income and her prospects for work are almost non-existent because of substance abuse issues … according to our sources.
In the few days since TMZ published the story that friends and professionals are deeply afraid for Lindsay, the situation has become even more dire. We’re told there is still a strong feeling — even resignation — that Lindsay will die soon if she doesn’t get help.

The Scarlett pictures are a nice fit for this post because she used to be wild as hell too. She was always dressed really slutty and partying and having tons of random sex. But then she met Ryan Reynolds and he was a real calming influence on her. So Ryan Reynolds can go fuck himself, I guess is my point. Selfish prick.