hugh hefner says tiger and jesse james are creeps

Hugh Hefner has had three girlfriends, all at the same time, and they all lived together, and he did that not once but twice. Before that he had seven girlfriends. So when he calls a guy a creep for sleeping around, it’s safe to say that guy is a piece of shit.

Asked by Page Six what he thought about Tiger Woods, Hef said. “When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat. I am very open about what I do . . . Sandra Bullock’s husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.”

And when asked if he thought Tiger could be faithful from now on, Hef said…

“He can if he wants to. But this whole idea that it’s a sex addiction is a copout. Some people become obsessed with sex, but it’s not like an alcohol or drug addiction. He did it because he could get away with it.”

I know that if I want the cool kids to like me I’m supposed to act like Tiger is cool and say “Elin had to know, it’s her fault too”, but both these guys are fuckin losers. To humiliate Sandra and Elin the way they did is just wrong. It would be one thing if their wives put on weight, like 10 pounds, or if she cut her hair real short. Or if you met a new girl and wanted to fuck her. Or if you were pretty certain your wife wouldn’t find out, or if you were mad at your wife, or if a new girl was hitting on you and she had bigger breasts than your wife, or if you ran into an old girlfriend, or if a really sexy girl passed out at a party and there were no witnesses around. Those are the only valid reasons. But other than that, these guys are real jerks.