friday morning headlines

DAVID ARQUETTE – was at the Laker – Thunder game, game 5 of the opening round of the NBA playoffs, when he and three others gave their courtside seats to a group of war veterans. His sacrifice was a nice way to honor their sacrifice. Then he went home to his mansion, banged his sexy wife and rolled around on a pile of her money. On second thought, fuck this guy. (people)

TIGER WOODS – reportedly slept with 121 women while married to Elin Nordegren. So at least it wasn’t a lot. Like 130 or something. 121 seems like a manageable number for Elin to deal with. (enquirer)

NIKKI – reads Tyler. She’s been on here a few times of course, but today you can vote for her in the College Humor Americas Hottest College Girl contest. She took these pictures just for Tyler, and I would have posted some of the really hot ones, but those pictures are my girlfriend now, and the pictures and I are in an exclusive relationship. Yeeahh, High Five! (facebook)