charlie sheen is a degenerate

Charlie Sheen once bought a $6000 sex doll, dressed it as a cheerleader, paid two hookers to have an orgy with it, then chopped off its hand with a cleaver, wrapped it in a blanket and disposed of it in a dumpster (source).

I just want to make sure everyone knows what kind of degenerate weirdo Charlie Sheen is before they hear him claim he wasn’t banging a whore in the bed he shares with his wife, but was simply helping her with a 12-step program. While wearing a disguise. Radar says…

Charlie took (prostitute) Angelina Tracy back to the house on more than one occasion and had sex with her in the bed he shares with his wife
Charlie Sheen says she was a woman in need of counseling. Other people say she was his sexual partner.
No one disputes that she’s a paid escort.
When (his wife) was around, Charlie took Angelina to a friend’s guest house to spend time with her there.

(Sheen) has been busted cheating, with photographs surfacing of him wearing a ridiculous fake moustache disguise while meeting Angelina.

Charlie’s rep released this statement about the cheating charges with Angelina: “The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen’s campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue and cheek disguise gesture.”

I’m not even sure what the hell he’s charged with in this Christmas day thing, but I’m 100 percent certain that he’s guilty and he should be sentenced to hang. A big slice of Humble Pie is just what this character needs.