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April 19, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
When the story broke last week that Charlie Sheen shaved his head, his agents wanted to make it clear this wasn’t a Britney Spears-type thing. Charlie wasn’t crazy. He didn’t even shave his head. Just got a short hair cut.
So thanks you literal dicks. He didn’t literally take a razor and shave his head. Awesome. He also didn’t lower his heads prices, or cost his team the game by limiting the number of points his head scored. Nice job at deception, dicks. What’s you plan now? Point behind us and scream, “OhMyGodLookOut!!”, then turn off the internet.