anna paquin is bisexual

All girls are bisexual of course (the ones who say they’re not just don’t have any hot friends) but most don’t have the courage to admit it. That’s why you need to ply them with alcohol. But Anna Paquin has given in to desire and tasted her forbidden passion and she doesn’t care who knows it. E News says…

Well, we didn’t see this one coming.
Anna Paquin has made a surprise—and we’re guessing welcome—declaration of her sexuality.
“I’m bisexual,” the engaged True Blood star announces in a new PSA for the Give a Damn campaign, a project started by Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors Fund, fighting for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality.

I have a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, so whatever, although I’d rather see money go to the Matthew Shepard foundation than this one, because they’re the ones who told Perez to go fuck himself. I just wish this ad would have been sexier. They should have had Anna making out with Megan Fox. In the shower. Get em wet. Really wet. Wetter than Kim Kardashian at the Million Man March.

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