people are already writing lindsays obituary

Apparently the rumors about Lindsay Lohans drug addiction paint a picture of a life so out of control that news outlets are already writing her obituary, so they’ll be ready when she drops to her knees for the last time.

And right on cue, Saturday night she left a party in LA while some unidentified white powder exploded out of her shoes. Her heels were huge and there was so much smoke it looked like dry ice in a KISS video. Was it baby powder? Donuts? Who knows. In her defense, it seems unlikely that it was coke. You can tell by the way she’s not on all fours licking the bricks.

(source = pacific coast news)