monday afternoon headlines

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – got dumped last week, and now she’s chopped off her long hair. Wooaah, fat AND short hair? Is it Christmas? Be still my heart. (huffington post)

CHRIS EVANS – has been offered the lead in the Captain America movie. Evans was really good in ‘Sunshine’ and ‘Push’, and he’s right physically, so this works all the way around. I probably care more than most because I have a Capt. America tat on my arm and didn’t want to see this ruined. What? Nu-uh. No you’re a nerd. No you are. No you are. (hollywood reporter)

MILEY CYRUS – is a sweet little angel who didn’t deserve to be the subject of my juvenile shenanigans earlier today. In other news, Miley dyed her hair red, and girls with red hair are awesome. So hey Miley, whats goin on? Do you like Selena Gomez, I sure don’t. She’s so fake but you seem really cool, we should hang out sometime. (fame and splash)