“Mommy, help me. How can they do this?”

You might want to put some pillows behind you in case you faint, but Lindsay Lohan is a self-centered brat and Dina Lohan is an enabler who lies every time she talks. Like yesterday, for example, when she explained Lindsays 100 million dollar lawsuit. The New York Post says…

(After Lindsay saw the ad), “She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ ” Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter.
“They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” Dina Lohan said.

I don’t know why Dina thinks she needs a lawyer. All she has to do is tell the jury that. Don’t change a word. There are little babies mocking another child. Who in this case is 23. And has been to jail 4 times.

Lohan filed a lawsuit (for) $100 million in damages for her pain and suffering.
“I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad.

It doesn’t really seem like Dina has thought this all the way through.
1. A baby on TV is named Lindsay. The baby steals another girls boyfriend and is a milk-aholic.
2. Lindsay Lohan, though not a baby, thinks the ad is about her because she’s a slut and an alcoholic.
3. E Trade has sullied her good name.

Ahhhh, okay, noow I get it. (note – I don’t get it)