lindsay got denied from another party

For two years I’ve been begging people to stop pretending like Lindsay Lohan was still a big deal and to stop letting her into parties and bars. She’s a complete fuckup and a burden in every way. Someone had to put their foot down, and that foot was me (*). So congratulations to Victorias Secret, who is also now a foot.

The place to be in Hollywood Thursday night was the Victoria’s Secret party at hot new nightclub Trousdale…that is if you were anybody other than Lindsay Lohan.
While celebs like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton had a blast catching up and Russell Brand flirted with VS super-models Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay was blocked at the door
“As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her. She tried to pass the big bodyguard but he blocked her way.” No matter what Lindsay did, she couldn’t get in!
Lindsay didn’t care and still tried to barge her way through, our eyewitness says. “But the security guys weren’t having it and escorted her to the exit.”

This is really a new low. Nicole Richie got in? Nicole didn’t even do anything when she was doing something, and that was 4 years ago. Now she extra does nothing, and that’s still more respected than what Lindsay does. Nicole is at zero, and yet that’s several spots higher than Lindsay. It’s like not having enough money to buy something that’s free.

(*) that’s from Animal House, if you didn’t know.