LeAnn Rimes and Tiger Woods? Sure, why not.

Porn star Devon James will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning at 7:30 to talk about yesterdays claim that Tiger Woods paid her and another girl for sex in 2007. That other girl wasn’t LeAnn Rimes though. She was way back in 2002. Us Weekly says…

“(They) went out a few times” before she wed soon-to-be ex-husband Dean Sheremet in 2002, says a source.
“They hooked up and everything,” the source tells Us. “Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!” (wwtdd editor note- Tiger likes anything.)
Alas, Rimes’ dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. “Then her dad almost had a heart attack,” the source adds. “And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”

LeAnn is 27 and Tiger is 34, so if my math is right, when they dated LeAnn was 11 and Tiger was 34. What a fuckin pervert this guy is! I haven’t been this outraged since that cunt Blackjack dealer claimed his Ace and King beat my 3 and 10. I was way closer to 21! His cards didn’t even have any fuckin numbers! Are we playing 21 or … um, Knighty … Acey?