heidi montag is single! maybe!

Heidi Montag and her whiny faggot husband used to fake all kinds of stories in the media, but that was before the plastic surgery made Heidi such a good person. Does that mean she’s out grown that smarmy prick? Let’s find out together! The Huffington Post says…

It seems that there’s trouble in the fairytale romance of Heidi Montag and (that fag) : OK! has learned that the reality starlet has walked out on her husband after fewer than 18 months of marriage.
Another source close to the couple confirmed: “She’s moving out of her house and away from (that fag).”

Well, maybe, maybe not.

Heidi Montag and (that fag) tell PEOPLE they’re happy together and that rumors of Montag leaving the couple’s Pacific Palisades home are untrue. “I’m not moving out,” Montag, 23, says. “I love (that fag) with all my heart.”

Whatever. I still wanna nail either Heidi or Audrina. Either one. It used to be Audrina but then Heidi got bigger breasts. Now Audrina looks flat chested by comparison. Like a boy. Whose head is on backwards.

(source = inf daily and wenn)