gisele bundchen is bouncy

All rational people agree that babies are a pox upon this earth and should be eliminated. Or at least kept in a trunk or something like Harry Potter so I don’t have to listen to their incessant screaming and crying and temper tantrums. Unfortunately having a baby gives the mom huge boobs, as you can see in these pictures of Gisele, so it does have it’s advantages (well, 1 advantage). Maybe more people should do what the Chinese do. Have the kid then throw it into the ocean. Where, they, um … turn into mermaids! And sing songs in their underwater castles! See, everybody wins!