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I’m still having ridiculous tech issues over here because of the retards who run comcast. No one has any idea what the fuck is going on. It’s not on their screen. They don’t know what’s wrong but it’s definitely not on their screen. Whatever the problem might be, it’s gonna be on a different screen, and they don’t have that screen or know who does. There’s an omnipotent screen somewhere that can tell me why my internet went off and why no one has been to my house to turn it back on, but only those of the pure at heart can ask it questions. It’s like Excalibur. And none of those people are the ones who answer the phone. I can’t even tell if they have a screen. I asked if they did and if it was turned on and they assured me it was but I wasn’t convinced. All they did was repeat my question back to me but prefaced it by saying “no.” And then they told more about the Good News of the Magic Screen.