simon monjack really is an asshole

Drugs are a form of drugs, which is news to Simon Monjack, because he told Radar yesterday that he feels vindicated by the result of Brittany Murphys autopsy after no street drugs were found in her system. If she had been smoking weed instead of taking 6 sedatives and/or pain killers all at once, she’d probably be alive right now, but Monjack is too busy writing love letters to himself to do that kind of math.

We are vindicated in that we always said Brittany never did any kind of illegal substances and that the medication she was taking was the medication found in her system.

Actually what he said was, “In all the time I’ve known her, she has never, and I repeat never done drugs. She was anti-drugs. There are no drugs involved.”

…the truth is, unfortunately, Brittany died of pneumonia and the drug intoxication turned out to be Vicks inhaler combined with the menstrual cramp medication that we never denied she took.

Oh and don’t forget the penguin cartoon. Warner Brothers firing her from Happy Feet 2 killed her too. The coroner must have looked and looked and looked again for script pages about a dancing penguin, but alas, there was none to find.