lindsay just lost $150,000

Lindsay Lohan has no money because no one will hire her, and no one will hire her because she’s an irresponsible brat. So when Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner offered her $150,000 to attend the Vienna Opera Ball (in the past he’s hired Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson) you would think she could manage that. It was pretty simple. Step One was, “take a first class flight to London”. Step Two was, “go to a party”. Step Three was, “cash a check for $150,000.”

Needless to say she fucked everything up long before Step One. Because she was two hours late for her flight. Because she was shopping. And then she couldn’t get on another flight (either because they were full or she couldn’t afford it), so she went to Marmount and got drunk with her 16-year-old sister until 4am this morning.

None of this should be a surprise of course. Lindsay could screw up even the simplest of plans. If you offered her a million dollars to put on a hat and stand on a box, you’d come back 5 minutes later to find she bought a million dollar hat and was trapped under the box.