hahaha, you suck jennifer aniston

10 days ago Jennifer Aniston spent her birthday in Mexico with some friends, including rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, and she went on Access Hollywood and talked about how wonderful he is and then listed all the reasons why he’s so wonderful.

Gerard Butler did not go on Access Hollywood. Instead he went to Rio and surrounded himself with gorgeous women who seem to think shirts are made of poison. Oh and also Nicole Scherzinger, who by the way just broke up with her boyfriend two months ago. The Sun says…

Fresh from his Mexican trip to celebrate JENNIFER ANISTON’s 41st birthday, the Scottish lothario hightailed it to the Rio de Janeiro carnival.
And it didn’t take him long to pick up a bikini-clad A-lister in the form of PUSSYCAT DOLLS babe NICOLE SCHERZINGER.
Can’t imagine these two have too much in common.
That said, it doesn’t take a genius to work out what Gerry might see in perfectly-formed Nic…

I’m sure if you looked close enough you could find Aniston in these pictures, 20 yards behind Butler, in a poncho and sombrero and a big bushy mustache. Crying. Because this clingy bitch bonds like cement to every poor bastard unfortunate enough to bang her.

(image source = splash news online)