getting dressed is easy

I told myself I would never mention Aubrey O’Day or Kendra Wilkinson on this page again because their manager is a jackass and so fuck him, but I’m not made of stone. Aubrey was at the clearly-made-up-for-press-coverage California Entertainer of the Year banquet last night, and her breasts looked enormous. Her dress, presumably made of material from earth, was no match for something so fantastic, and so she spent the night trying to cage those animals.

These aren’t the greatest pictures in the world of her, but Perez Hilton hates her and he’s a borderline retarded no-talent sociopath with terrible taste, so that makes me think I would like her quite a bit if I had a better idea of what it is she does exactly. Her face looks a little off here for some reason, but … the rack. It’s huge. Why am I alone on thinking she’s hot? Is this CrazyTown?

(source = splash news online)