gm dropped tiger woods

Not only is Tiger Woods going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars in a divorce settlement, he’s losing tens of millions more as sponsors continue to drop him. Gillette, Tag Heuer, Gatorade, Accenture and AT&T have already booted him out, and today General Motors did the same. E! online says…

GM’s official endorsement contract with Woods actually ended in 2008, but they kept the driving deal going. That is, until Dec. 31, 2009. (They claim) the deal’s end date was settled upon before the fateful Thanksgiving crash.

Tiger can still shave, tell time, be thirsty, invest and make phone calls, so none of those companies should have dropped him, but GM did the right thing. Tiger drove his Escalade like 30 feet, couldn’t steer around three objects permanently bolted to the ground and when he came to a stop 4 seconds later, his car looked like it landed there after getting thrown out of a plane. After that he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. That piece of shit couldn’t be any more dangerous unless they replaced the airbag with a big spike.