charlie, you scamp!

I’m sure you remember that Charlie Sheen spent Christmas in jail because his wife said he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, but do you remember back when Kobe Bryant was accused of anally raping a 19-year-old girl? Well Charlie Sheen sure does, with hilarious results!

Charie’s return to work was greeted with tension that quickly dissolved into laughter.
At a table reading for Charlie’s hit show Two And A Half Men, one of the producers asked Jon Cryer what he did during the holidays. Everyone started to laugh because they could tell where this was going (wwtdd editors note – to FunnyTown, that’s where!)
…the producer moved on and said, “Charlie, what did YOU do for the holidays?”
As everyone laughed, Charlie answered, “Well, I met Kobe Bryant’s bail bondsman!”

Stories like this are why everyone holds Hollywood in such high esteem. He was at work and he made a joke about raping teenagers in the ass and chopping his wife’s head off and it got a big laugh. You can bet he won’t ever make this kind of mistake again. It makes me wish I could date Charlie Sheen.