brooke mueller is pretty easy going

Just about two weeks ago, Brooke Mueller was on the phone with the cops, crying and begging for her life after her husband Charlie Sheen put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. But time heals all wounds, even puncture wounds, and now she’s ready to reunite. People says…

Another possible delay in a hearing between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen’s lawyers is proving to be quite frustrating.
“Brooke and Charlie are not allowed to have any contact with each other at this point,” Mueller’s lawyer Yale Galanter, tells PEOPLE. “Brooke wants to get back with Charlie so we are anxious to meet in court.
As of now, the new court date is 9 a.m. Jan. 20, but we are hoping that will change and be this coming Monday.”

It’s surprising Brooke would take Charlie back, but two weeks is a long time. That was December, 2009. Back then, movies cost a nickel, and America had come together to fight the Kaiser. We’ve all changed in the past two weeks, Charlie is probably no exception. Wait, there’s like 400 days in a week right? Oh. 7? Oh okay. Well then never mind this bitch is an idiot.