In an effort to build an insurmountable lead in the race to publish the most made up, zero-chance-of-it-being-true story of 2009, Life and Style is hinting on their website today that George Clooney is banging Paris Hilton. When Paris... READ MORE

Kathy Griffin co-hosted CNNs New Years Eve countdown thingy last night, and at one point as they went to commercial, a heckler was riding her (note: not literally) and Kathy came back with “Shut up! I don’t go to... READ MORE

Even with minimal effort, Lindsay Lohan stepped onto Miami beach yesterday and proved she can still smash every girl in Hollywood in a bikini contest.  She's just so GD good at being a girl.  Skinny, huge tits, super long... READ MORE

As god as my witness I'm not even positive who Kristin Cavallari is.  I believe she’s that girl from that show.  On MTV.  The one where it’s supposed to be unscripted but it's all staged.  Not the new one... READ MORE