Okay so these pictures, of Serbian model Polina Tretiakova as she walked around Hollywood last night, looked a lot hotter when they were just thumbnails and I bought them (from pacific coast) without previewing and since I already paid... READ MORE

Do plastic surgeons take that Hippocratic oath pledging to do no harm to their patients?  Because whoever has been working on Nikki Cox needs to look himself in the mirror and do some soul searching.  She should use the plastic... READ MORE

John Travolta and Kelly Preston will bury their son Jett this afternoon, according to new reports by the AP.  Jett was just 16 years old when he died last Friday after striking his head on a bathroom fixture during... READ MORE

I may have to scrub my penis like it was about to perform heart surgery when I was done, but I would still bang the bejesus out of Lindsay Lohan.  How could you not?  She's a skinny freak with... READ MORE

Actors Jason Momoa (star of Stargate:Atlantis) and Lisa Bonet (star of several celebrity rehabs) had a baby just before Christmas, and since no one knows who the hell these two are no one bothered to ask the kids name. ... READ MORE

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo obliterated his $300,000 Ferrari early this morning after losing control in a two-lane tunnel near Manchester Airport.  No other cars were involved and no one was hurt, including Ronaldo, who somehow walked away without a... READ MORE

I really need to train some kind of parrot to untie girls bikini tops. READ MORE

Okay this Jessica Simpson (?) pic just showed up in my email and I've never seen it before and I've looked around and asked around and no one seems to know what it is or where it's from, so... READ MORE

To recap, in 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license.  Later in 2003, she was... READ MORE

So many big stars never give good answers to anything; they just sputter out some poorly formed nonsense that is perfectly safe and boring.  Lily Allen on the other hand… You never hear the good things about taking cocaine... READ MORE