Last week there were some pictures (these) of Jennifer Love Chew-it on the set of her stupid show, and they were completely mystifying because she appeared to be slightly less fat than normal.  Now I’m thinking maybe she was... READ MORE

In this clip from My Best Friends Girl, out today on DVD and Bluray, one thing that becomes obvious is that there are worse ideas than to have a scene where Kate Hudson rides a guy and takes off... READ MORE

Whitney Port of course is the star of the MTV show "the City", and I use that term is the loosest possible sense.  Actually … hm.  "Star" seems to indicate some sort of charisma or excitement.   So that won't... READ MORE

Shocking news out of Hollywood this afternoon, namely that the ratings for last nights Golden Globe Awards hit an all time low.  Looks like some high-class hookers are gonna get punched out tonight, even more so than normal.  THR... READ MORE

I have no rational explanation for why I don’t hate Ryan Seacrest, but I don’t.  There I said it.  I know I should, but I don’t.  I think hosting live TV is really really really hard.  That’s why no... READ MORE

It wasn’t my intention to make fun of Jennifer Lopez and her big disgusting fat ass and point out the way her fat spills out of her dress, but I mean, it's right there.  And there.  And there.  And... READ MORE

Megan Fox was another of the big stars dressed to the nines at last nights Golden Globe awards, and let me tell ya, now THOSE are some Golden Globes.  Hahahaha!  Get it?  I was referring to her breasts, which... READ MORE

I can't even begin to imagine how awful it would be to deal with Cameron Diaz and her insufferable little act in real life. She thinks she’s so charming and adorable. She’s not. At all. I’d rather be locked... READ MORE

This video quality sucks, it looks like the news reports they show in zombie movies where they say not to leave the house, but it's all I could find of Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes last night, so... READ MORE

I was gone all day yesterday so by the time I got done watching the Steelers and Eagles games on dvr, the Golden Globes were almost over, and thank god too because that meant I could watch that insufferable... READ MORE