All last week there were reports that were clearly not true, claiming Amy Winehouse was reborn during her vacation on St Lucia, and she was cleaning up her act and swearing off the drugs and alcohol.  Oh hey guess... READ MORE

I don’t watch this whole clip from last night’s American Idol, but at the very end of it Ryan Seacrest offers the guy a congratulatory high five, and the dude just ignores him. It's right after his brother guides... READ MORE

I don’t know if Jenifer Garner and Ben Affleck are stubborn or high or sarcastic or what, but they gave birth to that goblin above last year and yet still decided to have another one this year.  It's not... READ MORE

I'm sure a better clip of this dude will show up later, but if you didn't see him on American Idol tonight, you missed a real treat.  He was like a mad scientists assistant, except for that nifty striped... READ MORE

Kate Hudson is in Maui this week with a mysterious Aussie hunk.  And by "mysterious", I mean, "he has a name, and it was on Fame, but I forgot to write it down".  And by "forgot", I mean, "didn’t bother... READ MORE

The media goes all crazy over Gossip Girl, and no one really has any idea why, because no one watches that boring shit.  Even in the coveted 18-34 demo, where one would assume it would do well, it was... READ MORE

Poshs' hot little ass brought her kids to the Coliseum in Rome yesterday, and it's hard not to notice that every single person in these pictures is bundled up head to toe, except for Posh, who is wearing a... READ MORE

Where's Andrew Dice Clay?  Is he behind my Nana? READ MORE

I don't how the hell Minka Kelly isn't a huge star because that bitch is hot, and her tits are fantastic, and all three of them looked better than ever at the In Style/Warner Brothers Golden Globe party.  With... READ MORE

Two of the biggest shows on NBC are "Deal or No Deal", where contestants randomly guess what number might be inside a suitcase, and "Law and Order: SVU", where white people commit 98 percent of all crime.  And today... READ MORE